What is your professional experience and educational background?
Ranger: “Woof!” *Rolls over*
Translation: “I hold a PhD in Belly Rub Acquisition and a master's in Treat Negotiation. My senior project was titled ‘The Socioeconomic Importance of Squeaky Toys.’”
What year did you start at Design Associates?
Ranger: *Tilts head*
Translation: “Dog years or human years? It doesn’t matter. I just showed up one day and no one has asked me to leave.”
Are you Team Ethan or Team Franklin?
Ranger: “Woof woof.”
Translation: “Team Franklin—he drops more crumbs. This decision is based on solid snack-related research.”
Who is your favorite person to give a hard time at work?
Ranger: “Woof!” *Licks lips*
Translation: “Whoever currently has food. My mischief is snack-motivated.”
If the office playlist was stuck on one artist forever, who would you pick?
Ranger: *Howls*
Translation: “Anyone with strong howling potential. I am prepared for a dramatic head-tilt solo.”
What is your favorite barnyard animal?
Ranger: "Woof!"
Translation: “Chickens. They run funny. I chase. We all get our steps in.”